“I’m thirsty.”
“Hi, thirsty. I’m Matt.”
I’m not a dad but I’ve been known to have a few “dad jokes” up my sleeve — whenever it seems appropriate or if I’m in the mood to make things awkward.
The same goes for Manish Shah, owner of Transit Tea at 2645 E. Speedway Blvd. and the nationally recognized Maya Tea. Every once in a while he and the team share cheesy jokes to keep you smiling.
“Dad jokes,” said Shah. “You can’t always come to Transit Tea every week but we can still lift your spirits.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into the garage.
Why can’t you use “beef stew” as a password? Because it’s not stroganoff.
Where does the spaghetti go to dance? The Meat Ball.
Why did the flamingo lift one leg up? Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Have I told you my story about screws, nuts, and bolts? Most people say it’s riveting.
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
Follow Transit Tea on Instagram for occasional jokes and more.
Transit Tea is located at 2645 E. Speedway Blvd. For more information, call (520) 433-2886 and visit transittea.com. For more information about Maya Tea Company, visit mayatea.com.
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