6 Badass Food-Shaped Things You Need in Your Life

From burrito blankets to local prints, you'll be wrapped up in it by the time we're done.

The food-shaped things craze lives on… and we’re all about it. From burrito blankets to local prints, you’ll be wrapped up in it by the time we’re done.

Let’s do this.

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1. Summer is fast approaching, all 100+ degrees of it. You’re going to need a pizza pool float to lounge on while sipping beeritas and soaking up the sunshine.

Get it here.

Pizza Slice Pool Float (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

Pizza Slice Pool Float (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

When you’re craving the real thing, we have options for you:

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2. Tucson is the land of the great outdoors.

From hiking to biking and desert wandering, you’re bound to bump into a prick along the way.

You’ll need these to ‘make it all better’ – don’t eat them though, we know it’s tempting.

Get them here.

Bacon Bandaids (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com

Bacon Bandaids (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

When you’re craving the real thing, try this:

3. We give you (cue the hallelujah chorus)… the ‘all season’ burrito blanket.

Whether you’re wrapped up in one of these babies at home or use it as a picnic blanket, it matters not… you need one!

Get it here.

Burrito Blanket (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

Burrito Blanket (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

When you’re craving the real thing, we have options for you:

4. If you’re a foodie, grab a pair of these locally made beauties — tiny, beautifully crafted Mexican pan dulce bread earrings that scream Tucson. Wear ’em, gift ’em or both.

Get them here.

Mexican Pan Dulce Bread Earrings (Photo courtesy of Luna and Saya on Etsy.com)

Mexican Pan Dulce Bread Earrings (Photo courtesy of Luna and Saya on Etsy.com)

When you’re craving the real thing, head to:

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5. Support local and get hold of one of these. The Poblano Trio print is a true reflection of… well, Tucson (and it’s cool).

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18×24” Poblano trio prints are now available….

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When you’re craving the real thing, head to:

6. Lastly, something absolutely necessary. It waits outside your door and speaks for you.

Get it here.

Tacos Booze Doormat (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

Tacos Booze Doormat (Photo courtesy of Amazon.com)

When you’re craving the real thing, head to any of these:

Kate hails from South Africa. Yes, you read correctly. After wrestling lions and riding elephant-back, she finds herself in the desert. Feel free to charm her with mimosas anytime.

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